Believe me, I notice.
It's hard not to notice, really.
It's just a fact of pointlessness, I guess.
Honestly, since I didn't give the blog a particular focus it's easy to just say what can I complain about today? and make that the default. In an effort to lighten the mood a bit today, though (in honour of Pi Day, I suppose? And yes, I do know that makes no sense whatsoever), I'm going to attempt to come up with fifty things that don't involve me and bitchery. It's going to be tough -- and completely off the top of my head -- but here goes:
Fifty Things That I Promise That I Can't Find Anything -- Or At Least Much -- To Be Annoyed About
- Today's pointless photo. Yep, sometimes they're pretty pointless and this one's no exception, but there's something about this particular pointlessness that I like. For whatever reason.
- Cheese.
- Art supplies.
- Craig Ferguson. In a purely he's-entertaining-as-hell fashion, of course.
- Good chocolate. Ok, almost any chocolate.
- The Muppet channel on YouTube.
- Cats.
- Spiders.
- Pop rocks.
- Jane Austen.
- Squirrels.
- Pizza.
- Roper slip-ons.
- British sketch comedy.
- Sleep. Too bad it's such a scarce commodity.
- Patterns. They speak to my inner OLF.
- Singing.
- Flowers. I was going to be more specific and list individual flowers, but that seemed like it would be cheating on my fifty.
- Project Runway. Yeah, yeah, I know.
- Cooking competition shows. See above for resigned comment.
- Louis Armstrong.
- Trivia.
- Clementines. The tangerines, I mean.
- The Blues.
- Melons.
- Fred Astaire.
- The Discovery Channel.
- DVD extras.
- Sudoku.
- Chickadees.
- Baby Coots. They definitely qualify as so ugly they're cute.
- Terra chips.
- 60s rock. Well, classic rock in general. Stuff I can sing along with in the car.
- Watching talented people in their element.
- Kids. Yes, I do like kids. Doesn't mean I want any of my own, but it also doesn't mean I can't like other peoples' kids.
- Mozart.
- Chamber music.
- Absurdity.
- Learning.
- Blue Jays.
- Digital photography. There's something appealing about how disposable it is.
- QI. Thank Whomever for the internet, because I'd never get to see it otherwise. Oh, and BBC? I'd really love to be able to see it in a non-pirated way hint hint hint.
- Folk festivals. Haven't been in too many years, but they're sure a lot of fun.
- Monet. Which I initially mistyped as Money. Which I suppose I like too...
- Historic fashion.
- Social history.
- Ouzo.
- Internet radio.
- Having an art gallery at work. Even when the displays are iffy, it's still something to talk about.
- Chicken.
I'm sure you're heartbroken...
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