Showing posts with label left-handedness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label left-handedness. Show all posts

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Fashion sense

Gotta love STARS bandage and pearls. This look brought to you by Left-Handedness.

And, um, don't ask about the pearls for work at a nature centre. I was in a mood last night.

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I'm going to have to make this a short one today because I'm currently puppysitting and the dog (whose name is Arthur, although he'll probably remain The Puppy for the purposes of the blog) and I just got back from a quick walk. Number one rule of puppy in office: puppy wakes up from nap, puppy goes outside right away = far less pee spots. He's sitting under my desk right now, which is kind of cool.

It's meant that blog time got away from me, though, and I have to get back to work. I know you probably would have rather had a picture of the puppy than my arm, but hey. The place is called pointless for a reason.

Saturday, 18 January 2014

Not entirely pointless photo of the day:

The colour on this might be weird -- sorry if it is, but I can't really tell today because Dad's monitor is acting up. It might be fine. Sorry for apologising if it is.

Don't worry. I'm just trying to be the best Canadian I can be. Good unnecessary apologies take practise, you know.

Anyway.

Today's not entirely pointless photo is of a book that I recently purchased called 20 Ways to Draw a Tree. Briefly, it's supposed to provide a bit of inspiration for changing up your drawings and doodles. Fair enough. The book's also meant to be doodled on. Space is provided, as you can see. On some pages the reference pictures are scattered throughout the two-page spreads, but on most it looks more like this.

Is anyone sensing that there's a but coming on?

I'll give you a clue. This set-up doesn't work at all for Yours Lefthandedly.

Yep. Imagine drawing with your left hand and not being able to see any of the pictures because your arm is covering them. Can you imagine it? Apparently the creators of the book couldn't.

Sigh.

I'll still get use out of the book, but I'll be frustrated too. That didn't need to happen. And that's more or less how our world is designed, boys and girls.

Listen, I'm not exactly a left-hand crusader and I don't see right-handed evil everywhere I turn (only almost everywhere). I just get a little annoyed when it would only take a slight change to make things work for everyone. In the case of this book, scatter the pictures around like they are on some of the other pages, and suddenly the whole book is very usable. In the case of the kitchen, either put spouts on both sides of a ladle or don't bother with spouts at all (erm, long-term pet peeve of mine). In the case of pens, make your ink less smudgeable.

It's not that hard.

The fact is that most lefties with half a brain can adjust to most right-handed things. As I've said before, I made a conscious choice when computer mice first came out to learn to mouse with my right hand because I knew that every desk I'd work at would have it set up that way. I use a right-handed camera because there's no such thing as a left-handed camera. If there's not a pair of left-handed scissors around I'll use the right-handed ones. No biggie.

Incidentally, though, and I've said this more than once, for any parents of left-handed children out there, please PLEASE get your kids proper left-handed scissors when they're just learning to cut. Don't be fooled by good for right or left hand labels; all that means is that the grips won't dig into your child's hand. The scissors themselves are still right-handed construction, and your kid'll have a helluva time learning to use them.

Yeah, most right-handed things are no big deal. What bugs me is when the fix could be so easy, like the ones that I mentioned above. The fix could be easy, but the right-handers don't even notice that there's a problem because it seems fine to them. All it would take is to ask a lefty, and we'd all be good.

Do you suppose we could have a Hire a Lefty mandate for design firms? I'd volunteer my opinions for sure. Oh, wait. Maybe not volunteer. I'd certainly be happy to be a consultant, though.

Ah well. I'll live, and I'll still doodle on my new book. I might just have to do it upside down, that's all.





Wouldn't be the first time this lefty's done something like that. But that's another story...

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Chapter 1806: Wherein Dee annoys the crap out of a spider with a spray bottle

But first...

I swear that (with the exception of scissors) I don't find most left-handed products all that necessary, but I WANT THIS. As in, where have you been all my life I want this.

Yes, I know that it's not strictly a left-handed product, but think of the lefty applications. Imagine working in graphite and not having the side of your hand look like it's auditioning to play the Tin Man. Imagine being a left-handed kid and not smudging the bejeebers out of your whole page when you're learning to write. It makes me want to commit the sacrilege of cannibalising a pair of my mom's circa 1960s gloves just to get a feel for how it might work.

And yes, I am currently losing my freaking mind over the idea of a one-fingered glove. You right-handers just don't know.

Anyway. Spider.

Yesterday when I was prowling the yard in search of camera fodder I noticed a large spider apparently hovering in the air in front of one of the basement windows. The apparent hover was because the web wasn't very visible, and was sitting at a bit of a weird angle to the window well. I just managed to get the picture above before she scrambled over to her hiding place by the window, and getting shots of her there was pretty much impossible.

I figured that was it for this particular spider and her on-camera debut, but at least I could try for a web shot. Not ideal because of the light-coloured backdrop, but why not give it a go?

So, back inside for the spray bottle (well, truthfully, back inside and not finding the spray bottle, asking my dad where he moved it, going back outside in a huff when he didn't remember moving it, and having him bring it out to me a few minutes later when it turned out that it was exactly where it was supposed to be but for some reason I didn't see it)  and a misting for the web to make it more visible.

I should have figured that vibrating the web with the water would bring the spider back out again. There she sat, getting wetter and wetter as I loaded her artwork down so the camera could see it. Poor stupid thing.

These definitely aren't the best spider pictures I've taken and I do wish the web wasn't in front of light siding, but it's actually the first time I've tried the whole web-misting thing. I think you'll be seeing more of this because it was kind of fun.

The spider itself? Probably a Jewel Spider or Jewelled Araneus. I didn't get the best look at her top side, but she did seem to have the diagnostic bumps on the top of her abdomen. They're in the Orb Weaver group and are one of our largest spiders here in Alberta, although this one was definitely no giant.

Assuming that she mates, she'll lay eggs in an egg sac and then die a few days later. No overwintering for her. Think Charlotte's Web, if that helps. No pig, though.

There was another large Araneus over on the greenhouse. Definitely not a Jewel Spider this time, but the light wasn't good enough to tell whether she was a Shamrock Spider, a Marbled Spider, or something else. My bet is on Marbled, since they're so variable. Shamrocks are more distinctive.

That might be a male up in the lefthand corner. I'd hate to say for sure, but it'd be weird for another spider to hang around and wait to be eaten otherwise. And yes, the size difference is normal.

I sprayed that web too, incidentally, but it didn't show up well in the photos.

Aaand I'm sure that most of my two fans are ready for me to be done talking about spiders now. Too bad, really, since it's my house/my rules all the time here at the home of all things pointless. If for some reason you want a closer look at the web and the spiders, as always click on the thumbnails for the bigger versions.

If you don't want a closer look, then just don't. Pretty simple, really. I wonder why it's so hard for some people to figure that part out...

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

OMG THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG

 To be fair, there are likely some spiders in there somewhere as well. You know, for anyone who might have missed them.

Anyway, here's a little of what I've been up to in the past day or so, and yes, I have permission to post these photos. I'll give those of you on facebook and instagram a moment to digest that. Yep, some of us still like to have permission from people before we post personal photographs. Odd, right?

Anyway (again), these are my nephews. Sorry for the fuzzy pictures, but it was getting late and between the light levels and the busyness of the boys I should have been on a faster shutter speed. It's enough to give the idea, though, and I suppose it gives the truck race below an artsy feel of speed or something.

 The boys (and, funnily enough, my brother and sister-in-law) have been visiting Alberta for this past week. It's the first time for the kids, and the first time that I've met them. We spent most of yesterday out at a corn maze, and other than the lobstery looks I have from the parts of my skin that are usually covered by my work t-shirt but weren't yesterday (let's just say that I have an interesting pink vee on my chest and I'm a genuine redneck today. And a redforehead as well from not having my work hat on, although that's not as Alberta cliché) it was a pretty good time. Lots to do out there
besides mazing (and a good thing, too, because we were pretty bad at that part), and between having rubber duck races using hand pumps -- every parent of young kids should have a hand water pump in the back yard, I've now decided -- and shooting produce at an old bus with air cannons, I think the boys had fun.

They head off tomorrow, and of course I head back to taking pictures of spiders. Probably a good thing, really. This had to've come close to giving the blog a point, and we all know that if this blog comes to a point it'll turn into a pumpkin.

Frankly, I'm not that much fond of orange. Or glass slippers.

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One last thing: International Left-handers Day today. Try not to cut yourself with that, ok?

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Loud

Sorry, no pointless photo today. It's getting late, I'm leaving soon, and the roads are probably crap (although not nearly as bad as elsewhere -- thank you Delay of Storm), so I'm not in the mood to play nerdstick games. Especially since I have nothing recent.

Anyway. Topic.

I'm loud.

Not all the time, obviously, but when I need to I can easily be loud. I can overpower an entire class when I'm out in the field. I do one program where I send the kids out into other areas of the building to look for things, and when I call them back I can be heard all the way to the offices. In my line of work, it's handy to be loud.

I sometimes forget that not everyone is loud.

Or can be loud, I guess.

We were having a conversation in the hallway this morning and at one point I said something silly that got loud (it would make sense if you'd heard the topic). My boss turned to me and said that only a trained voice could do that without hurting.

Really?

I mean, it wasn't really even that loud. Comparatively speaking, that is.

So is it actually hard to be loud? Does it hurt to be loud? I mean physically hurt. I've never felt that, to be honest.

I've always told people that it's because of years of singing training and that may be true, but maybe it's just how I'm built. It just sort of boggles me that it's somehow a special thing, that's all, since I can't imagine not being able to be loud.

I wonder how that's shaped me, you know? Just like being nearsighted has shaped me and being left-handed has shaped me and being short has shaped me. Being loud had to have made some difference, don't you think?




Gee, I'm making myself sound attractive, aren't I? Nearsighted, left-handed, short, and LOUD.

Won't you be my neighbour?



Gottat shut down now. That damned snow is really coming down.

Stupid winter.

Friday, 24 August 2012

Can you hear the hamster wheel turning?

Before I start this particular, two things. One, I was a little snippy yesterday, wasn't I? Ah well. Two, I'm currently remembering why I don't wear bracelets to work. Being left-handed, I tend to wear bracelets (on the extremely rare days when I wear bracelets at all) on my left wrist because my watch is generally on the right. That makes mouse pads murder on watch straps, but I can live with that. Wearing a bracelet on my left wrist, though, means that it is constantly dragging against everything. It's extremely annoying.

And I nearly got a snake caught in it just now. Long story, but just remember that my workplace is weird.

Anyway. Speaking of my weird workplace, this post has officially been delayed for an hour now since I started typing. Work stuff -- and pleasant enough work stuff -- but it sort of takes the steam out of my rant. Let me just say, then, that I think that my ancient cell phone (or at least its battery) is finally on its way out. Went to plug it in last night and got an "invalid battery" warning (sort of makes you think that the battery's in hospital, that). Unplugging it and then plugging it in again got the charger working, but when I turned the phone on this morning it said invalid battery again. It was fine when I shut it off and tried again, but you have to know that this doesn't bode well. New phone time.

The problem? The reason I have such and old phone (besides the fact that it's worked well for a lot of years) is that I let my cell provider's contract run out a few years ago. I'm still with the same company; just no contract. It's been nice. Now, though, I need to make the should I stay or should I go? decision. Changing providers could probably get me a better deal, especially as a newcomer. On the other hand, starting a new contract with my current provider would give me a new phone and save me whatever hassle comes with trying to move my number to a new company. Is it a hassle, these days? Anyone out there know? I know there were problems with that at first, but maybe things have smoothed out a bit?

I guess I'll find out soon enough, one way or the other. The battery did take on a full charge once it decided it could charge, so I know I've got a few days on this. Guess I better start shopping...

Friday, 4 May 2012

So gauche

The pointless iris photo is, obviously, from last year. I posted it only to go with yesterday's post of the iris seed pod photo. Guess maybe I should have posted the before before the after?

Ah well.

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Today's probably short post is to remind everyone that I'm left-handed. Extremely left-handed. That's not too common, just like being extremely right-handed isn't too common. Most people have a preference for a hand, of course, but in a pinch can switch out reasonably easily. Me? Not so much. I use my left hand for pretty much everything. Sure, I've adapted to using most right-hand-designed tools with my left hand (you more or less have to if you're going to exist in industrialised society) and this isn't going to be a the world isn't built for meeeee rant (although the spouts on ladles kind of tick me off. Really, people? You can't be bothered to put a spout on both sides? How hard can that be?), but the fact is that I do everything with my left hand (as I'm constantly being reminded of with the current wrist situation).

Everything.

Oh, except.

There are, believe it or not, a very few select things that I'm better at doing right-handed than left-handed.

Such as, Dee?

Well, mousing would be one. Computer mousing. When mouses (part of me really wants to say mice) first started coming into use (and shut up, world. It doesn't make me old that I remember a world without mousing. The fact that I remember using 5 1/4 inch floppy disks on computers without hard drives probably does, though) I realised that every computer situation that I'd run up against from then on would be set up with the mouse on the right-hand side. So, even though it was possible to switch mouse button functions around for lefties, I made the conscious decision to learn how to mouse right-handed. And now? I completely suck at left-hand mousing. Completely. No aim at all.

Same thing goes with cameras. Cameras are right-handed. If you've never thought of that before, then you're not left-handed. Cameras are right-handed, so if you like to take pictures you either awkwardly try to cross-hand the shutter button, or you just bloody well learn to use your right hand.

So yeah. I can do a thing or two with my right hand, but that doesn't make me any less leftie. Writing's never going to happen with the other hand, or drawing, or anything that involves any sort of fine motor skill. Which means, of course, that I'm just going to keep injuring my left wrist, and I'm occasionally going to find myself constantly hitting the ALT key with my brace splint...

Yeah, I've hit the tired-of-typing point now. If this post seems even more fractured than usual, it's been interrupted a bit because (oddly enough) I've been dealing with work things at work. I don't even want to read this back to see how little sense it makes, really. So... posting... now.

Friday, 13 January 2012

Weird things I'm allowed to do at work

Actually, weird thing, singular. Although I may think of something else as I type. You never know.

Incidentally, I had crumpets for breakfast this morning. I find my day always goes better when it starts with crumpets, for some reason. I should do it more often, I guess. I saw a neat video on YouKnow with a crumpet recipe that seemed pretty handleable... maybe I should actually try to make my own sometime?

Handleable is too a word, by the way. Or at least it is today.

Anyway.

Oh, before I say anyway: yes, it's not a recent photo. I need to get out and take some new photos, really. Nothing wrong with having a flower today, though, I figure.

Anyway.

Again.

For all you OH&S officer-types amongst my two fans, a question: do you think it's a good idea for someone with a proven track record as an accident-prone leftie to be allowed to use the paper guillotine? I'm not sure that it is. And for those who are getting a weird mental picture when I say paper guillotine, think this, not this, and it'll make more sense. Anyway (again), for some reason the people here let me use the guillotine without a second thought. On a regular basis.

Silly people.

On the other hand, I've been using it for years and I do still have all of my fingers.

That's amazing, don't you think?

Anyway (AGAIN), as part of my let's-find-work-to-do-at-home-while-I'm-a-shut-in plan of these last couple of days, this morning I did some quick and dirty mounting of those frog and ground squirrel drawings (well, scans of the drawings) that I was working on which I'll clean up a bit at home. In the case of this place, quick and dirty mounting for program props involves gluing stuff to poster board, trimming it up on the guillotine, and then running it through the laminator.

Terribly exciting stuff, this post. Sorry about that.

ANYWAY,  our laminator is a roller-style one where you have to leave about a quarter of an inch of film around all the edges to keep the laminate from splitting, so to keep things a little neater I usually tape the film back to make the edges look more flush. It's a bother, it's time-consuming, and it's probably the perfect no-brain thing to do at home while watching television and pouting about the weather.

Stupid bloody weather.





Say it with me now: Anyway. I've got through another round of trimming and laminating without so much as a paper cut (yay me), so here's hoping that the upcoming office accident (because you just know that there's going to be one) doesn't decide to be a serious one just to make up for things.

Um, yeah.



Geez, this was a stupid post. If this keeps up, even I won't miss me while I'm gone.


Thursday, 15 December 2011

Hazard

I need to do my OH&S hazard assessment for work.

I've been putting it off.

I probably should have done it last week, but I wasn't in any particular hurry.

It's due tomorrow, so I need to get it done.

In fact, I'll probably do it after I'm done blathering here, even though I'm not looking forward to it.

And why the delay, Dee?

Oh... it's just because I'm too often the hazard part of the assessment.

Yeah.

I'm a wee bit stereotypical lefty accident-prone, I'm afraid. It's not usually anything serious (although I did once give myself a minor concussion by running into a tree. Long story, but the tree and I both lived), but if I had to make a list of all the stupid little work accidents I've had over the years, our OH&S officer would probably decide that I'm not safe to be let out of the house. Not without a foam rubber suit, at least.

For example?

I just finished helping to stuff envelopes for a mail out. Gave myself a paper cut on my thumb. Put on a bandage just to be doubly sure that I didn't bleed on anything. Grabbed the next envelope. Gave myself a paper cut. ON THE SAME THUMB.

My one-time forum nickname was Gimpy the Wonder Klutz for a reason, boys and girls.

I once turned our planetarium projector into a biohazard when I was making a repair. Didn't noticed I'd pinched myself badly enough to open the skin... until after I'd had the pinched finger pretty much all over the (literally) bloody thing. Had to wipe it all down with alcohol after. That was a fun incident report.

Needless to say, it's not fun to do a hazard assessment when the biggest hazard seems to be you doing pretty much anything.

Ah well. I'm a left-hander in a right-handed world, and I have the scars to prove it.

And now I suppose I should go think of all the possible ways around here that I could make more, right?




Or left, whichever works.

Excuse me while I try to NOT make myself bleed, now.

Saturday, 28 May 2011

Pen-sive

A post from Juniper the other day got me to thinking about pens. Well, somewhat. I've had a busy week and not nearly enough sleep (somewhat rectified last night, thank goodness), so there hasn't been much time or brain power to think of too many things, but I did fit in a few pen thoughts somehow.

Pens are one of the few things that I truly go all Leftie over. Oh, I'm willing to go along with the world isn't made for Lefties complaint/mantra (I swear, for some people it really is a mantra) to a certain extent, but I think most people will agree that most leftie-unfriendly things can be gotten past reasonably well. Right-handed scissors can be learned, for example (but please, folks -- if you have left-handed kids buy proper left-handed scissors while they're learning. And not just those "suitable for either right or left hand" ones. They aren't. Trust me). Pens? Pens are another thing. Pens can go a long way to making a person's life miserable.

Ok, ok, maybe not miserable. And as annoying as an annoying pen can be, the problem's easily fixed by getting another pen. I admit it. I hope I'm allowed a little blather hyperbole, though, because otherwise we'll be lacking a post today.

Anyway. When I was in school smudging was the bane of my existence. I had enough trouble with handwriting as it was, and then to leave massive streaks all over the end result? Very frustrating. It didn't help that there was a brief vogue for erasable ink when I was a kid; everyone thinks it will be easier for someone who's just starting out with a pen to be able to correct their mistakes like they would with a pencil, but those erasable inks were absolutely smudgetastic.

Like most lefties, though, trial and error (and, in my case, calligraphy practice for hand positioning. Yes, seriously) helped me find things that I could write with without leaving both the paper and the side of my hand looking like abstract art. Nowadays I know that there are a few brands of cheap ballpoints that I need to avoid. Rollerballs and gel pens are complete disasters for me, too. Surprisingly, I can usually manage fountain pens (there was a disposable brand that I used for years. It was kind of fun. I wonder if they still make them?). And ever since I started doodling with nylon-tipped pens, I've had a tendency to buy nylon-tipped writing pens now and then.

Which, I guess, neatly brings me to today's completely and absolutely pointless photo. Just for fun I dug out the old Osmiroid (old, notice. It's not an expensive pen, but at least it's not one of the new Chinese ones. Reviews on them are pretty horrible, I notice) I used to use for calligraphy. It's reeeally been a while, and now that I'm more used to drawing pens the drag of a calligraphic nib took me aback. Of course, it also took me aback that my ink was still at all usable. My B4 nib is a bit damaged now, I see, but overall the thing's not in bad shape considering the abuse it took.

After playing with the fountain pen for a bit (and incidentally, I'd forgotten about the "fun" of dealing with ink bottles. I think I might be wearing more on my hands than what actually hit the paper), I figured I'd may as well round things off with a line comparison between it and some of my art pens. Oh, and a couple of other random pens that I found lying around. The felt is just a chisel tip that was advertised for calligraphy years ago. Thought it might be easier than using the fountain pen, but the results were never good. The Uniball was on the piano from back when I was still teaching voice. I have no idea why I even had it; like I said before, rollerballs don't generally do it for me. The Spider Writers were a novelty for scrapbookers, I think. They have sticky ink that "webs" from point to point.

The others? My dip pen in the middle there (just a standard Speedball, if I remember right). I still use it on occasion for inking because I do like the lines you get, but the unexpected dribbles can be frustrating. I've never used a fountain pen for drawing -- maybe I should give it a try sometime? I'd have to get one specially, because I don't have anything like that around. Something to put on the possibles list, I guess. The other two pen sets are nylon-tips, and they're what I do most of my doodling with today. I'm still in love with my Pigma microns (easily still in the top five) but the Prismacolors I picked up with last Christmas's gift certificate certainly do a decent job. My Pitt pens are in my desk at work at the moment. They're ok (obviously, since so many people use them), but for my style (I want to say "style" in quotes, because it seems weird to think of myself as having a style at all) I think they're just a bit too... flowy, maybe. I went through the 01's ink supply in record time, and I just don't seem to do that with the Microns.

And that's probably just enough pointless wordage about pens, don't you think? I could talk more about... well, a lot of things I've touched on here, but seeing as I'm usually pretty hard up for topics on the blog, I think maybe I'll put my other thoughts in my back pocket for now.

Not the ink, though. Ink in a back pocket? Definitely not a good idea.

Saturday, 9 April 2011

Ring ring

Yesterday my father and I paid a visit to the town trade fair, where we bought beef jerky.

Not usually why a person goes to a trade fair, I suppose. But the beef jerky samples were good, so we bought some.

I also bought a five dollar silver ring, which you can see on my chapped little hand in today's somewhat foreshortened pointless photo. Incidentally, even for a lefty like me it's stupidly hard to take a picture left-handed with today's digital cameras. Didn't quite realise until now just how much I'd got used to taking shots with my right hand. I guess that makes two things I'm better at right-handed, then. The other? Mousing. I suck at using the mouse with my left hand.

Just as an aside, the nifty solar watch was a gift a number of years ago. If anyone's in the market for one, I highly recommend them. This one's been pretty slick even with my banging it about everywhere.


And as another aside, I totally don't have a thumb.


And as yet another aside, that second aside was completely not true.

Anyway, rings. I'd sort of wanted a new pinkie ring for a while now, but I honestly couldn't tell you why. I'm kind of weird about rings. I'll go months at a time without even wearing rings, especially in the winter (kind of comes with the whole cold rash territory. Ring + swollen finger never works out very well), and then one day I'll suddenly find myself in the daily ring habit again.

And as still another aside, the geers out there should notice that this particular ring is NOT on my dominant hand. Wouldn't want to be accused of being an engineer impostor. Not that anyone who knows anything about the iron ring would be fooled by this non-faceted cheap silver special for a moment, of course. But just saying. Oh, and for any of my two fans who aren't Canadian and are completely confused by the reference, look here.

So what rings do I wear when I actually feel like wearing a ring? It depends. I have a few. I still occasionally wear my U of A ring (I'd show you that and the other rings I'm about to mention, but they're at home. Like I said, ring-wearing is an on and off thing for me), probably because I went for the crest and whatever non-precious silver metal the company was offering (can't remember what it was called now) rather than gold and the cheap fake birthstone. Makes it look more wearable than my high school ring, which is gold and the cheap fake birthstone. Except for the birthstone part. My birthstone's not expensive and I was ticked that they wanted so much money for a fake stone, so I went with mother-of-pearl instead on that one.

Speaking of birthstones, my other two regular (well, as regular as I get with them) rings are both topaz, which is my birthstone. One of them is the natural orange colour, and one of them is that blue that you get when the stone's been irradiated. They both belonged to my maternal grandmother, and were given to me when she died. Kind of convenient that we we both born in the same month, I guess.

I have a few other rings kicking around, but they don't normally come out of my really-should-be-sorted-through jewellery case...

Hey. That gives me an idea. I really should sort through the jewellery case, yes. Well, maybe it's blatherable? Maybe I should document the contents of a case that's more or less a time capsule since it's so generally ignored? It'd give me something different to go on about, at least.

Yeah, this might happen.





Ack. Just totally lost where I was going initially with the ring thing. Ah well, time to go change laundry loads, then.

And try not to lose the new ring in the process, I suppose.

Type at you tomorrow.

Friday, 11 March 2011

Armed. Ish.

Seems even more pointless than usual to blather on with all the sad news about the earthquake and tsunami coming out of Japan, but blather is what I do here so I suppose that's what's bound to happen. Just know that I'm well aware of how pointless this place is.

Especially on a day like today.

Yep.

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You may not know it, but I carry a concealed weapon on a regular basis.

Yeah, I'm that dangerous.

I am...

A pocket knife user.

No, really. I have a knife somewhere on me (generally in my pocket. Thus the name pocket knife, I guess) almost any time that I'm fully dressed. It's a long time habit, really. My current knife is a Victorinox (which I've apparently had long enough now that they don't make that particular model anymore. Or at least I couldn't find it on the website. It's not one of the so-many-tools-it's-unusable models, anyway. You know, if you were curious) that my parents gave me years ago when my old Barlow finally bit the dust.

And why do I carry a knife?

Well, because it's useful, of course.

When I was a kid I carried a knife mostly because it was cool that I was allowed to carry a knife, I think. At first I hardly ever used it. I was scared to. And rightly so, really -- I'm very much the picture of left-handed and accident-prone, so using a pocket knife was probably not the smartest thing back then. I did a tiny bit of whittling at one time because my dad could and I thought I might like to as well, but that was about it.

It wasn't until I got older that I discovered that a knife was more than just a neat thing to carry around. I'm not sure if my two fans know this, but a knife is, in fact, a tool. And tools can come in handy. I suppose that the knife really became a regular companion when I was doing fieldwork in university. You'd be surprised how often you find yourself needing to cut things when you're out in the field. And you'd also be surprised to find out how many people depend on your knife when they find out that you're a knife-carrying type. Hey Dee? Got your knife handy? Why yes, yes I do. Just call me the class toolbox.

Nowadays? Well, I'm a naturalist. That should about say it all. And if it doesn't, just believe me when I say that it's handy to be able to cut things without running back to the office all the time.

But isn't using a knife all the time dangerous? Well, it would be if I used the knife all the time, but I don't. Sometimes I use the scissors instead. Sometimes I use the screwdrivers (usually if I have to, say, drive a screw). Sometimes I use the corkscrew if for some reason we're drinking at the office (JOKE. We don't drink at the office. Usually). Sometimes I use the awl to make holes. Sometimes I use the knife blade and cut myself.

Hey, I never said I stopped being a left-handed accident-prone wonder. And I have the scars to prove it, believe me.

So there you have it. Me, armed and dangerous. To myself.

I just realised that I've never actually given my knife a name. Inexcusable, considering how much of a companion he seems to be. What do you think? Sweeney Todd, maybe?





I'll think about it.

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Looks like I'll be taking the weekend off from the computer, so unless pigs fly the Ontario office has something to say the blog will be blatherless for a couple of days.

You're all used to that by now, though, so I can't say I feel too guilty.

Or guilty at all, really. It's just blather, after all.

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Works as advertised

Another "this'll be quick" day. Boy, this working at work thing is getting out of hand.

And speaking of working...

Maybe I'm jaded (ok, I'm totally jaded), but I generally find myself completely amazed when an advertised product actually works as advertised. I'm not even really counting the infomercial stuff here because you just know that nothing can be as good as an infomercial wants you to believe it is. I'm talking about regular, 30-second fast-forwarded-through commercially advertised products. The kind you can find in your friendly neighbourhood supermarket. Or your massive, non-friendly big box terror, as is more likely these days.

I'm not that good with claims, I guess. If something claims to work miracles, then that something had better be a deity of some sort or other. And I've not seen many deities created in factories.

Imprinted on grilled cheese sandwiches, maybe, but not created in factories.

Well, with that kind of attitude you can imagine my trepidation at having to look for a carpet spot-cleaner recently. The spot in question was large, on the carpet in my rental apartment, and of the dark juice variety. Basically, your typical oh bugger situation that had me cursing my lefty physical ineptitude; especially when none of the usual hints in the "clean everything" book my mother gave me years ago seemed to do a blasted thing to help the matter.

So what else to do besides admit defeat and kiss my damage deposit goodbye? Look for an it works miracles! product and hope for something. Anything. I ended up buying something that claimed to work instantly on everything from pet vomit to set-in red wine.

Yeah, right. Take my money and run, then.

Ah well.

Figuring I couldn't do much worse than completely bleach out the carpet (actually, if I'd thought that through I might have just lived with the stain), I sprayed the crap out of the offending area and waited the instructed five minutes. And no, I didn't sit there watching. Spot removers aren't grilled cheese sandwiches, after all.

Five minutes later the stain was gone.





Holy Whomever.

The stupid thing that I'd blotted, scrubbed, and rubbed with assorted weird household items on the advice of a dubiously helpful book was just gone.

Product works as advertised.

Who knew?









Um... does this mean I have to start believing in infomercials now?

What about grilled cheese sandwiches?

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

She's Lump

This is all in the interest of fair play, you understand. I don't want the not-Toronto office to start complaining that Max gets talked about all the time on the blog but HER CAT is barely to be found. What can I say? Max is just one of those in-your-face cats (sometimes literally, when he wants his belly rubbed but I happen to be asleep). Penny? Not so much.

So. Penny, aka Lumpy (and you all may as well have the same earworm I get when calling the cat Lumpy. You're welcome), aka the dead cat in the bathroom doorway. Penny is Parisian. Hey, that's what we were told when we got her. He meant Persian (which she's not, in any cat show sense. She's just a long-haired cat), but Parisian sort of fits her. Penny likes to talk. And likes to eat. And likes to talk about eating. And likes to talk about how she would be eating if someone would only feed the poor starving cat (who generally has a good supply of dry food in her bowl at all times, I should mention).

Penny has this way of looking smug and self-satisfied like no cat I've ever met.

Penny likes to sit on my lap but not on my father's.

Penny is also left-handed. And how do I know this? Well, amongst other things, every time she's done using the litter box she has to scratch the wall (I'll take Obsessive Cat Habits for 800, Alex), and she almost always does it with her left front paw.

And now you know.

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Well, house-sitting time is almost at its end. I'll be heading back to my place this afternoon so that I can go into work tomorrow.

I wonder if they'll remember me...

Um, anyway. Things seem to have gone fine, as far as I can tell. No dead pets (not even the fish), and as long as the house doesn't wash downhill before the father figure gets back I think that everything's ok.

We've had a bit of rain, though, Dad. Over 35mm yesterday, according to Environment Canada, and possibly upwards of 50mm more today. I see they've ended the wind warning, though, so that bodes somewhat better for my drive down the highway.

Speaking of which, I should think about getting my stuff packed up and finding some lunch, so... oh, crap. Forgot about the laundry I have hanging in the spare bedroom. Ok, run the clothes through the dryer if they still need it and then pack up and get lunch, in some order.

It's been a slice, folks. Tomorrow's post may be extremely short or non-existent, depending on how much work I have piled up for me. I've been blathery enough in the past while to tide you over for a bit, though. Haven't I?

Later.

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Edited to add: I'm so disappointed in my two fans. Did no one notice that the header background I've been using for the past few days was snow? I mean, seriously. Snow. On the blog of a person who would be thrilled if winter ceased to exist. I thought it was funny, but you people are far too accepting...

It'll be changed. The background, I mean. I'm not sure what I can do about the attitude.

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Will it go round in circles...

No, I'm not going to link yet again to the Billy Preston song (although I suppose I could link to this version... you really should go and buy the actual cd/dvd though. Proceeds go to some pretty decent charities). I was more thinking about blog posts. Will it go round in circles like this blog usually does, in that I'll go for several days in a row of long-winded blather and then suddenly sit down and have absolutely nothing to say?

I think we're there, folks.

Actually, part of the problem is that I just finished reading a friend's blog post and was so blown away by the absolute and utter jackassery of some "humans" that I honestly couldn't think of anything to say in reply. Kind of makes my little corner of internet nonsense seem even more pointless than the blog title already indicates, you know?

Anyway.

So what's new in my world? Not a whole lot. I'm typing with a bandage on my finger at the moment, which is incredibly annoying and throws off my whole rhythm. It's not like I'm a great typist to begin with (I used to be not too bad, but I've gotten lazy over the years. Sorry mom), so I don't really need the added help of an unfamiliar piece of plastic and cotton.

Why the bandage? Cat food tin lid. Yep, I cut myself (on a pull-tab can lid, no less) this morning at feeding time. The weird thing is that the cut is on the front of my right index finger slightly below the nail. What kind of magic juggling trick do you have to be doing to cut yourself just there with a pull-tab can lid?

Um, maybe don't answer that. Anything's possible for a lefty.

At least Penny aka Lumpy aka The Cat I Haven't Talked About Much appreciated the effort. She's kind of demanding about her stinky breakfast.

In case you're wondering, I haven't talked about Penny much because she's a bit easier to satisfy than Max is. Penny likes food, talking, being given a shoulder ride, food, sleeping, and food. As long as those ingredients are in the mix Penny's a pretty happy camper. She might be happier if she got a whole can of food to herself and could avoid the crunchy stuff altogether, I suppose, but unfortunately for her she has to share.

Share in that there are two dishes that the food's divided up into. Penny generally licks the gravy (or whatever you choose to call that delightfully scented slime) off of both dishes, and Max gets to share whatever's left over.

It seems to work for them, so I don't argue.

Hey, look! This turned out to be a post after all! I guess we'll have to wait until I'm back posting from the office for the usual too busy/too brainless to blather coming around again. I guess I even have a couple of things to leave you with (like it or not). First, I'd like to mention that today's pointless photo features true bug porn as opposed to beetle porn, since we all need a little variety in our insect sex. Second, I currently have an earworm. If you'd like to have it too, just click here. But you've been warned.

Monday, 27 July 2009

Um, Dad?

I've been helping myself to the peas.

Just thought you should know.

I've been helping myself to the raspberries too...

And isn't that a nice glimpse of the scar on my left wrist? There's a story behind that scar, you know, and it has nothing to do with being ineptly suicidal (you'd have to be pretty inept to end up with a botched-suicide scar in that particular position...). I don't have time to talk about it now, though. Maybe later.

I don't have time for much right now since I was going to attempt to drive in to the apartment to check the plants on the balcony (oh yeah, and maybe stop in at work too) but stupid me got the tunes playing on the internet radio and got wrapped up in chairdancing the morning away. Gotta get my butt in gear if I'm going anywhere now.

Back later then, maybe.

We really do need to discuss Max the Neediest Cat in the World, after all...

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And later (like, half-past-six later)...

By the time I got my act together the play was over. Translate that as: I decided to go into the city tomorrow instead.

Max? Can be my topic for the next post, I guess.

My afternoon? I... um... drew some pea pods, took the cat out for a while, and... um... I think that was about it, actually.

Sad.

This, however, is awesome. Makes me wonder what the little clay men could get up to if I ever found a bit of ambition somewhere.





Don't worry. My "ambition" didn't even manage to get me into the car today, remember?

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Handed

Hey, it's a non-pointless photo! Now the blog will turn into a pumpkin...

Anyway. What you see in the photo is something that's hung in my old bedroom here at my father's place since I was... oh, about three. It's a hand print in plaster of Paris, covered in gold spray paint which the plaster is slowly making its way through (that's why it looks a bit blotchy). It was a Sunday School project for Mother's Day if I remember right, and on the back there's a poem that has something to do with helping hands. I think. I didn't bother to take it off the wall to read it again when I took the picture.

The hand that made the print, you might have guessed, belonged to my three-year-old self, and it's very obvious that an adult helped me make that print. Obvious to me, anyway.

And why is it so obvious? Well, look at which hand made the print in the plaster. If I'd done it on my own initiative I never would have used that hand.

I'm a very left-handed person, in other words. It wouldn't have ever occurred to me -- especially three-year-old me -- to make a hand print with my right hand.

It's kind of a weird reminder to me of how much things have changed for left-handers even during my lifetime. Before I was born it was an all-too common thing to force children to use their right hands. Left-handedness wasn't allowed in school classes, and if you made the mistake of trying to write with your left hand you got your knuckles rapped with a ruler or (hard to believe that this ever happened, but I've heard from more than one person who suffered through it) had your left arm tied to your side to "remind" you to use your right. I'm not sure why left-handedness was seen as so wrong, at least in this country. I know that in other cultures the left hand may be seen as unclean (because people would generally use their left hands to clean themselves in the bathroom but their right hands to eat with, or so I've read), but the bias remained in western culture long after such reasons should have mattered. This article suggests that the rise of literacy and the difficulty of writing left-handed with a dip pen might be to blame. I suppose that's possible, but the reasoning there just doesn't seem to match the enthusiasm with which many teachers tried to prevent left-handedness.

Even for me things were a bit difficult, although not because I was told not to use my left hand. For me it was more the fact that I was part of the first generation (around here, anyway) that was allowed to write with whatever hand felt most natural. Being amongst the first meant that my teachers had no idea how to teach someone to write left-handed, and that meant that I was pretty much left on my own to figure it out. I don't know if it's different for left-handed kids nowadays, but to my mind it explains why lefties my age all seem to have slightly different methods of attack when it comes to writing. Some of us do the hook-handed thing, some of us tilt our papers in odd ways to get the right angle, and me... well, come to think of it I'm not sure what I do. Let me write something right now and check.

Well, allowing for being all self-conscious about it at the moment, it looks like I tilt the page a little bit but mostly just barge through. I guess that would account for all the smudginess of my school papers, eh? That only improved when I got old enough to look for my own school supplies, and smart enough to realise that some pens are much less prone to smudging that others. I still to this day won't use gel pens or roller pens, for example. Too many of those things are just evil.

One common lefty problem that I (thanks, mom and dad) never had to suffer through in school was the whole scissors issue, at least. I always had left-handed scissors, and as a result I didn't have to go through the fun of feeling like the most inept cutter in class. Parents, if your child is left-handed please please PLEASE take the time to find him or her some proper lefty scissors. It really does make all the difference in the world. Left-handed scissors are put together differently, you see, so a lefty can both see where she's cutting and not have the fun of trying not to force the blades apart as she cuts. That's what happens with right-handed scissors, by the way. Most lefties can learn to use right-handed scissors eventually, but it's not fair to a kid to have to start off that way. Oh, and don't be fooled by those scissors that say good for right or left hand. They aren't. They're just right-handed scissors built with grips that won't hurt the left hand. They still won't cut properly for lefties. Not a lot of people realise that, you know (unless they're left-handed and have tried to use them). In fact, years ago when I was taking some Early Childhood Development courses at the local college (looong story) I had to explain to the art teacher that the scissors she was fond of and was recommending to her students would be nothing but frustrating for any of the left-handed kids those students might end up trying to teach.

Um, yeah. I guess you can tell that I have a bit of a scissors thing.

Anyway, I've blathered enough just now that I'm not really in the mood to turn this into a novel and start in about life as a lefty. I've said stuff about that on the blog already, if you're interested (just use the search box at the top of the page to find it, assuming that you are interested), and I'll no doubt be saying more in the future. It's a big part of who I am and, to be honest, how I identify myself. Shut up. That's not weird. If you want weird, ask me sometime about how often I surreptitiously count the number of left-handed kids in the classes I see at the nature centre.

Now that -- admittedly -- can definitely hinge on weird.

Later, all.



*waves*
*with left hand, of course*

Saturday, 6 June 2009

Mirror, mirror (writing) on the wall...

Hidden talents. I have a few, I suppose. The vast majority are completely and totally useless, but there's one vaguely interesting one that might be worth a few words. I guess. But will you be able to read them?

Back in the days of passing notes in school, my friends and I somehow decided that it would be more fun (or maybe more challenging for teachers to decipher? I'm not sure which) to start writing things in mirror image. Or printing things, to be more accurate. None of my friends could seem to master cursive mirror writing, but I didn't find it too difficult. I used to be pretty good at it, too, but I'm a little out of practice now. Still, it doesn't take too much of a retry to get my mirror writing almost up to the same speed as my non-mirror writing.

But is it readable? Surprisingly, yes. Equally surprising, if you hold it up to a mirror to read it looks an awful lot like my usual left-handed scrawl.

As far as the whys of this... um... talent, I choose to blame the wiring of the left-handed brain. I have very little trouble reading things upside-down, backwards, or in mirror image, so it stands to reason that with enough effort I can write that way too. I've jokingly called it left-handed dyslexia in the past, but I think there's a tiny bit of truth to that label.

So... does this count as a hidden talent, or just a useless one?

Thursday, 23 October 2008

Cut this, people

That was originally going to be Cut this, bastards. Then I thought that was unnecessarily harsh.

See? I do too have filters.

Anyway, I don't have a whole bunch on the brain today (and I have to go set up for a program in a while) so I thought I'd pass on a bit of information to those of you out there who may be the non-lefty parents of left-handed children. I maybe should have done this before school-supply buying time, but while I do have filters I never said I have a sense of proper occasion. Ready for the information? Here it comes:

There are no such things as scissors that are built for both left-handed and right-handed people.

Really.

Yes, I know they advertise them as "good for right or left hand", but they only advertise them that way because they want you to buy them. And stores stock them because they don't want to be left with a whole bunch of unsold lefty scissors.

The fact is that so-called right-or-left scissors are only called that because the finger holes are moulded without the part that's supposed to fit better in your hand. That sort of tilt to the holes that feels great to a person using the hand that they were designed for, but cut right into the joints of a person using the opposite hand. The logic used by the producers, I guess, is that if they leave off the moulding altogether ANY hand can use the scissors easily.

It's not quite that simple, though.

It's the blades that matter, you see. Not really the handles. The blades on left-handed scissors are reversed from the blades on right-handed scissors.

Don't believe me? Run out and get a pair of each -- proper ones, mind -- and have a look at them. On a right-handed pair of scissors the blade that goes down when the scissors are opened is on the left, and on a left-handed pair of scissors it's on the right.

See? I told you.

And right about now all you uppity dextral types are wondering why this matters.

Simple.

It's how you see.

A left-handed person (especially a young left-handed person) using a pair of right-handed scissors may find it difficult to cut on a line because the line itself is blocked by the upper blade. This might not sound like much, but when you're just learning to use scissors it becomes very frustrating in a hurry. Especially if you're in a classroom and notice that your right-handed friends don't seem to be having nearly as much trouble as you are.

Um, voice of experience here.

Actually, I was lucky in that sense. I didn't get stuck with right-handed scissors too often when I was little, and it was mostly because no one was advertising scissors as right-or-left back then. There were right-handed scissors and there were left-handed scissors (usually with a big, embarrassing lefty embossed on the blade) and even though it was sometimes a pain in the arse to try to find left-handed scissors in the small town where I grew up, my parents generally managed.

I wonder if I'd have had the same luck as a kid today, though. Well-meaning parent buys right-or-left scissors and then concludes that clumsy left-handed child is just a little slow at catching on to how scissors are supposed to work? I don't know, but I do remember the surprise of a long-time college teacher of early childhood development when I was taking her art course and demonstrated the difference between left- and right-handed scissors to her. That was a professional who knew her way around children and their learning patterns, and she'd never realised that proper scissors could make such a difference to a child. I can't imagine the average parent knowing any better.

Erm... this has gone on a lot longer than I was planning it to, you know.

And why?

BECAUSE ALL WE HAVE AT WORK ARE RIGHT-HANDED SCISSORS, DAMMIT.






What can I say? Self will intrude...

Now go out and buy your kid some proper scissors, already.

Monday, 18 February 2008

Tiiired

Yep. The snit has changed into a yawn.

I've been a little off for the past few days (bet you hadn't guessed), and now I'm feeling mostly like I've been dragged behind a bus for a few blocks.

Partially skinned, then, Dee?




Oh, I don't know.

Today's photo is a reminder that it's no fun to have snow in the crotch. OF YOUR TREE, SILLY.

Don't worry. It doesn't make sense to me either. Did I mention the part about being tired?

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I've noticed that I've been counting lefties again, and to no purpose. As usual. For those new to the program, I have a slight thing about noticing fellow left-handers. Left-handers on television (there's an awful lot of them. Proof, I suppose, that we're not quite hooked up right), left-handers amongst the schoolkids in my groups...

Actually, that brings up something kind of interesting. I've noticed over the years that I see more and more lefties in the school classes that come to the nature centre. Why do you suppose that is?

I'd imagine that it could be a combination of things, but I think it's mostly that left-handedness doesn't have the stigma it used to have. Kids are allowed to use the hand they're comfortable with, and that's a good thing. After all, forcing left-handers into right-handedness has been blamed for everything from shyness to stuttering. May as well give a child a chance to develop normally.

Or as normally as left-handers are capable of. My family would probably debate you on whether lefies can ever really be normal, but then that's my family for you.

And they tease with love, I promise.

It seems hard to believe that it was ever thought a good thing to steer a child away from his or her dominant hand, but we're not really all that far removed from the days of smacking knuckles or tying a "misbehaving" arm down. I mean, I'm not terribly old but I'm still part of the first generation (around here, anyway) whose teachers didn't strongly suggest holding that darned pencil with the right (double meaning there) hand.

As a result, my teachers didn't know how to teach a leftie. They knew I should be allowed to use whichever hand I was comfortable using, yes, but how to use that hand... well, I was mostly left to my own devices.

My handwriting shows that even today.

Or at least that's what I choose to blame it on.

Anyway, I hope the left-handed kids out there today are having a better and less isolated go of it than I did. You seem to at least have a peer group, from what I see in your classes, and I hope that by the time you're my age you don't find yourself spending time noticing left-handers quite as much as I do.

Not that there's anything wrong with it, really. It's just a bit... weird.

In a left-handed sort of way.
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