
Today, then, I'd just like to acknowledge the fact that my brother is mumblemumble years old today, which makes me mumblemumblepluseighteenmonths old.
Which leads me to two questions.
Question #1: What in Whomever's name possesses someone to decide to have another baby while they're dealing with a nine-month-old? I mean, wanting to have kids is a foreign thing to me at the best of times since I know that I definitely don't, but getting pregnant again when your first kid has only been around for nine months? I so completely don't get.
Question #2: What does one call a brother when he's mumblemumble years old? He's not my baby brother because mumblemumble years old does not equal baby, he's not my little brother since he's about a foot taller than I am... I'd call him my younger brother, but since he's my ONLY brother he's not exactly the younger of a pair...
Younger sibling?
I guess.
Ah well, whatever he is, he's still having a birthday. Have a good one, then.
Me 'n my head are going home now.
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