1. Fruit cup lids are attached using industrial-strength contact cement.2. It's hard to open a fruit cup sealed with industrial-strength contact cement when you have a bandage on your thumb.
3. When you have a bandage on your thumb and attempt to open a fruit cup sealed with industrial-strength contact cement, you're likely to end up wearing most of the liquid from the aforementioned fruit cup.
4. If you don't want to have a bandage on your thumb, don't try removing the sharp edge of an improperly-cut zip tie with a craft scalpel. Even if you're only doing it to prevent someone from injuring himself (or herself) on the sharp edge of an improperly-cut zip tie.
5. If you're planning to compete in the First Aid Olympics, you should have Wheat on your team. He moves fast when there's blood involved.
6. If you've cut yourself with a craft scalpel, it's only fair to let your office mate know that it's just a tiny cut before he sprints down the hallway for the first aid kit.
7. Someone should probably take my craft scalpel away.
8. Wheat is neither a Bambi nor a Mouse's Butt. Number 8 comes to the blog courtesy of the Toronto office
9. Potato chips are not the same thing as a sandwich.
10. Neither is ice cream. Number 10 comes to the blog courtesy of Wheat
11. When it's not snowing, the sky appears to be vaguely blue.
12. It's hard to type a blog entry with a bandage on your thumb.
13. There is no number 13. At least, not in this list.
14. I need to get back to work.
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